FROM: Jahne Hope-Williams <yogabeautiful.com.au
TO: THE GOD - (The one who art in heaven)
DATE: Wednesday. 2.32pm
SUBJECT: Where are you?
The last time I asked “where are you?” I got thrown through the wall – today I am sitting (I have had the wall fixed), and everything seems OK.
You have heard from me before – many times. I am writing to you because I am hoping we can establish a more to-and-fro style of relationship. Not just me chatting to you, and getting thrown through the wall, which I explained away as “an accident of energy”.
I know the thunder and brimstone reputation you have, and the meek and mild reputation of your Son (which bye the way I don’t believe), however with the growth of Christian Television and of course “Hillsong” you obviously are spending most of your time in their corner of the ring, which explains why the world is going to “hell in a handbasket” as they say (whoever “they” are).
I am going to be a pest. Up front. Taking no nonsense. I would like in return to receive the “basic package” and if possible on a FREE TRIAL basis. I expect my days to be micromanaged (after I have filled in my “God Column” in my diary of course), I would like the stuff that I need help with to be done (as per the aforesaid diary) , and for a change, I would like you to accept the blame if it all goes pear-shaped. If you are there for me I will be there for you.
I am looking forward to this. It is going to be harder than I thought. Second guessing God is a new experience for anyone.
If you could give me a sign, or answer directly like you used to in the old days, that would be good. I already speak with angels, so it will have to be a step up from that….